The jungle
A mudbank, a slow brown river, and three pairs of eyes.

Where you are
A mudbank in a bend of a slow brown river, deep in a rainforest on a hot, hazy late morning. The match opens with the camera coming down through the canopy. Five metres behind the board, three crocodiles lie side by side on the mud, mouths shut, facing you.
What happens here
- Throw long and the crocodile your bag is heading for opens its mouth, bursts out and snaps the bag out of the air.
- Each crocodile guards its own third of the lane, and nothing gets past them.
- Between throws they lie still and breathe, the tips of their tails swaying.
Play here
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Other venues
- The superyacht: Teak deck, open water, and overprotective dog.
- The frozen lake: Ice underfoot, open water past the board, and something in it.
- The arena: Stage lights, a full house, and a hush before every throw.
- The tailgate: Tailgates down, the grill going, and the floodlights coming on.
- Holy Crap Farm: Packed dirt, gold corn, and a muck heap that swallows your misses.